at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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