'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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