What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
im on a boat
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