How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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