You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize