Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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