What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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