Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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