I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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