Just fell off a train. Bad.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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