I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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