You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
ok first of all what the fuck
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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