i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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