I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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