so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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