You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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