I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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