Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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