o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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