I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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