Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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