hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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