Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
smell my finger.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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