I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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