My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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