im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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