Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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