He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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