I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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