woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
