why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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