Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I think people are normalizing furries
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
