I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Randomize
