You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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