i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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