So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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