She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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