Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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