At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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