if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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