I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
tell me about the fingering
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