I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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