we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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