drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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