it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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