worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Randomize
