remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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