My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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