I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Will exercising make me less horny?
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