My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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