I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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