i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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