I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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