Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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