So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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