Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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