i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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