I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Shame is for Republicans.
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