Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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