I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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